Yo, did you hear? Some douchebags in Congress are totally trying to put a ban on all waterboarding.

What kind of bull crap is that? It’s like, I’m totally being cock-blocked by the law, just because I like to go “boarding on some waves.” Whether you’re a wake- or a surfboarder, this ban idea has GOT to get you pissed off.

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Upper Michigan, sandwiched between America and Canada like Mongolia between China and Russia, is easy to forget about… or simply hard to remember. Nobody seems to really want it; for sure nobody seems to love it.

Is it a state? Is it a protectorate? Is it populated? Do we really know?

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It is always important to know how to negotiate in life. You never know when this might come in handy, especially when studying abroad and living in a dorm.

Negotiations started when one of the exchange students who was living in the dorm announced last minute that his birthday was the next day. We, as exchange students, stuck together, as in Hungary they stuck all foreigners together on one floor.

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Event Coming to UWM, Yesterday
I’d like to inform your readers about an important event coming to campus. It’s scheduled to happen before the next issue is to be circulated, which is why I’m writing you this notice minutes before it is to be published and several days after deadline. Please alert all who can attend to do so. We will be meeting outside the Union a day before anyone will ever read this.

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