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The ROF: rule of fatness
By East Anemone
If it takes effort for you to venture to a restaurant, your only motivation being the meal ahead, then the Rule of Fatness (ROF) may apply to you.
The last thing anyone wants to see, and the last thing I want to hear, is the question, “Waiter, will you bring another chair so my right cheek can sit down, too?”
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0 commentsFinding that courage
Dear Anna,
I like a girl and don't know how to tell her. I'm used to dating girls that I have very little in common with, girls who I know I won't be with for more than a couple of months. It’s different with this new girl. We have everything in common, and hanging out with her is ridiculously fun. We've made plans to see each other everyday since we met. I've never really tried to notice if a girl cared for me, I just assumed they didn't. So now that it matters, I can't tell. How do I know if she feels the same way I do, and how do I approach asking out the coolest girl I will ever meet?
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0 commentsAnother birthday
It’s that time of the year, folks. The last week of September is always a dreadful time.
I always have exams, papers due and the temperature outside drops. I’m always single and, oh yeah, I get older. That’s right, it’s my f*%#ing birthday.
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0 commentsReflections of where you live
How much do you really know about your neighbors, and what do your neighbors think about you?
University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee area neighborhoods have big differences in their residents’ demographics, types of businesses and entertainment venues, and neighbor relations.
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0 commentsOnline oddities
Look like Kenny Rogers
There is a Web site dedicated to just about anything. In this case, it is to men all over the country who look like Kenny Rogers (www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com).
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0 commentsMaking the most of it
Students often gripe and grumble about what’s not happening on campus. Most will point out that parking is impossible, food options are limited, and activities are scarce.
If some people took the time to stand back and see the bigger picture, they could be a bit more appreciative of the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee.
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0 commentsLong night? Hangover here
What feels great tonight, may feel like hell tomorrow.
Such is the case for students who experience the dreaded hangover after a night of heavy drinking. However, not all who have more than their share of alcohol wake up the next morning with a splitting headache and other symptoms that include nausea, vomiting, thirst, dizziness, fatigue and muscle cramps.
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