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Slicing on the East Side for 20 years
By Katie Schmitt
One of UWM students’ favorite after-bar noshing pits celebrates its 20th anniversary this year.
Since opening in August 1985, Pizza Shuttle has made over five million deliveries, used 800 tons of mozzarella cheese and has expanded its menu to cater to every late-night craving.
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Etiquette 101:
If you seek to irk the hell out of your server, patron his or her restaurant in total ignorance of the proper use of the stemware (glassware) and flatware (silverware) placed on the table.
At one restaurant I worked at, the basic knowledge and etiquette behind use of stem- and flatware on the table seemed to be especially difficult for doctors and nurses. This fact doesn’t do much to restore the already lacking faith I have in much of the medical profession.
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Have faith in closed eyes
Dear Anna,
My boyfriend never opens his eyes when we're having sex. It makes me feel bad, like I'm not enough and he is imagining other women. What do you think?
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Cornering public displays of horniness
His hand is roaming around inside of her shirt, focusing on the nipple visible through her camisole top. Her hand is rubbing the ever-growing bulge in his blue jeans.
Their tongues are so far down each others’ throats that it’s hard to tell where one ends and the other begins. All of a sudden, through the smoky air and scent of beer, someone screams, “Get a f@&*ing room!”
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When sports and sex collide
There are a lot of sports euphemisms for sex. Some of them seem painfully obvious, but some are a little more difficult.
In modern times, it’s important for a non-fan of sports to understand the lingo of the sports fans when it comes to the one thing we all have in common: sex.
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Single, not looking
Our society teaches women not to consider their life rewarding until they are complete —complete with a soul mate.
Our culture provides a map that points women in all different directions on the road of finding “the one.” These maps do not guarantee a destination, often leaving the driver wondering if they have reached a dead end in the search for a soul mate.
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This busy freshman does what makes her happy
“I don’t know life any other way,” Sandra Summers says. We are sitting in the dorm room she shares with fellow freshman Robyn Braun.
It’s Monday, and I have caught her after her last class and before she begins her homework. This is rare, to find Summers just sitting.
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