> Trouser Snake Diaries

This is episode I of Assistant A&E Editor Tyler Gaskill’s allegorical exploration of the culture of American love life.

When my semester-long crush, Betty, open-palm slapped me in the middle of our JMC 101 lecture with the sweaty sausages she calls fingers, I was taken aback, to say the least. Love failed me, my heart failed me, but most of all, The List failed me.

This is episode II of Tyler Gaskill’s allegorical exploration of American love life.

I was ready to make my move. The taboo first-date make-out was about to commence.

This is the third installment of Assistant A&E Editor Tyler Gaskill’s allegorical exploration of American dating culture.

Under the covers she anxiously sought out what eluded both her and me — sex.

This is the final episode of A&E Editor Tyler Gaskill’s allegorical exploration of American love life.