Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, Verne Troyer, 50 Cent, Collin Farrell, Leighton Meester, Paris Hilton, Jimi Hendrix, Dustin Diamond, Tonya Harding, Bob Crane, Jennifer Lopez, Sharon Tate, R. Kelly – really the list could go on forever. What do these people all have in common? Two words: sex tape. I don’t think the entertainment world could [...]

Both men and women fake orgasms, but it is more common in women – this we know. It takes a lot of effort to pull off a good fake. From calling in sick to work to those tacky knock-off designer purses, not many people can pull it off. The last thing anyone needs is forgery in the bedroom.

What is fellatio, one may ask? It’s simply another term for the classic blowjob. Now we’re not talking about a silent film directed by Andy Warhol or a Baileys Irish Cream cocktail. In layman’s terms, fellatio is a sexual activity among two partners involving stimulation of the penis by using a mouth, tongue, throat, and/or [...]

I feel like anal sex is just one of those things; either you love it or absolutely hate it – sort of like skinny jeans or Coach wristlets. There are very few in between that feel blasé about getting it up the butt. Go ahead and blush if you must, but lately anal sex is [...]

Let’s be frank here, ladies: this may be something that you will Google or AskJeeves at least once in your lifetime. The issue of a “Smelly Kelly” should not be a foreign topic to any woman with a vagina. However, this is not necessarily something that should be brought up during parent-teacher conferences or at the dinner table, so I figured we should go over the basic remedies. After all, I figured the men need a break after putting their funky spunk in the spotlight. So here are a few quick tips of getting rid of that female funk.

Every man has his own signature scent; however, you don’t exactly get your pick of the litter when it comes to A-List penises. Not everyone enjoys the taste and smell down there and, let’s be honest, it’s not exactly like taking a trip to Cold Stone Creamery. If the only thing that stands between his orgasm is your low hygiene tolerance, then I suggest working out the problem together.

I was actually planning on writing about a light romantic subject this week. I was going to ponder rhetorical questions about life, love, etc. Then after doing a bit of online research, I was totally side swiped by the topic of sexual fetishes; and let’s be honest here, everyone has some type of fetish. Whether [...]

So you’re at the beginning of a relationship? This is also what I call a time of limbo. You just don’t know when to cross into new boundaries or are afraid of crossing into the wrong ones. For example, who pays for dinner? Who supplies the condoms? Is it OK to go “number two” in [...]

Okay, I can’t seem to get the opening theme song to Three’s Company out of my head while writing this.

First and foremost, I would like to kick off my first column with a small introduction. Naturally, every newspaper is not complete without a sex columnist, and I am fortunate enough to be yours this semester. I know that I have some big shoes to fill from our previous writer, Jon Tingley, of the beloved “Feelin’ Tingley.” However, I will do my very best to talk about sex and all that comes with it. Now, without further ado, let’s get down to business.