I could have titled this article “Ten ways to get into your sexy T.A.’s pants,” but that would feel almost as wrong as writing a story on “How to bag that alluring M.I.L.F.”

Feeling a potent sexual drive towards your teacher’s assistant is terribly dirty of you, but not to worry, you are definitely not alone is this situation.

Whether your T.A. has long, sexy legs underneath that plaid skirt, or broad shoulders that you know you could fit well beneath; undergraduates, you must understand that these men and women are off limits to you.

Believe me, I would consider myself extremely pleasured to have more than just an hour’s worth of discussion time with my T.A., and I’m sure that if you’re in my boat, you would adore staring lustfully at those lips for more than a 45 minute lecture period as well.

There are so many other fantasies that I can conclude within 60 minutes, but unfortunately, I might not ever have the opportunity to experience them. I could have titled this article “Ten ways to get into your sexy T.A.’s pants,” but that would feel almost as wrong as writing a story on “How to bag that alluring M.I.L.F.”

It would be like committing adultery for a T.A. to acknowledge chemistry with a student. At this point, he or she is almost married to their career and could potentially be terminated for mingling with one of you undergraduate scholars.

Yes, it might be incredibly entertaining and risqué for the two of you to create a steamy little scene on the edge of his or her desk, but this act of intimacy could also be destructive to both of you in the long run. So, this is just a reminder to all of you sexually charged students that imagine your hands all over the men and women that you learn from every day, to try and focus on other student’s bodies instead.

Let yourselves play the field and be stimulated once in a while, but not with your T.A., no matter how tempted you might be in the middle of class.

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