The observations that John McCain looks similar to a turtle have proved frighteningly accurate. It has been brought to the Post’s exclusive attention that John McCain is not only old, he is a Reptilian.

Since the recent backing of presidential candidate John McCain by George W. Bush, a well-known Reptilian himself, it has been made very clear that Bush has chosen his Reptilian successor.

Right by McCain’s side is his wife Cindy. There is no question that she is also Reptilian. John Rhodes, a reptilian-humanoid expert, says there is no doubt the McCains have evolved from reptilian ancestors.

“Just look at these guys, people. Their appearance is only a disguise, and not that good of one, I’d say. Their skin is loose and pale, and you can just see the reptilian creature beneath,” said Rhodes. “The reptilian-humanoids want nothing more than to gain control over the human world, and they’re doing a damn good job of screwing things up!”

Rhodes cited a recently released list of reptilians in the U.S. government which contains over 100 names. Along with Bush, Richard Cheney, Al Gore, Queen Elizabeth and all four of her sons are Reptilian. Attorney General John Ashcroft is known to be a High Order Reptilian. Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson also hold that status. Colin Powell has achieved recognition as a Reptilian of the Highest Order.

Sherry Shriner, the collaborator of the aforementioned list, has done years of research and investigation. She has her own controversial theory about the humanoid-reptilians. “I'm not claiming these people weren't 100 percent human at one time,” said Shriner, “what I am saying is that they invited the control and bodily takeover of reptilians through blood-drinking and rituals. They now can be bodily overtaken by the reptilians or possessed against or within their own will.”

According to David Icke, a well-known reptilian philosopher, reptilians are creatures that look like humanoid lizards. They can take human form and rule over the world through political leadership. The governments of the world have been infiltrated by and are working with the reptilians. How can we tell who is a humanoid-reptilian?

A self-proclaimed, full-blooded male reptilian source who asked to remain anonymous had some advice. “When a reptilian is either threatened or made very angry you may notice them shape-shift. When truly angered, you see our skin turn dark red, our eyes, which are usually blue or green, light up, and our incisors protrude more. Purebreds will immediately lose all moisture in their skin, and you may even see big, thick. blue veins pop out on the forehead or upper chest,” said the source.

So with these creatures living among us, what can we do to protect ourselves and our country? “Listen to your instincts,” said Rhodes. “If you immediately perceive someone as reptile-looking, you’ve more likely than not got a reptilian-humanoid on your hands.” Most importantly, Rhodes said everyone has to pay more attention to who is running for the political office. “So many reptilians have gotten in already, and look at the poor state we’re in now,” Rhodes said.

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