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When she wants it all the time
Part Two in a Series
By Carter Jacobsen
She must be Satan with an enormous sexual drive.
When I wake up from my disrupted slumber, I realize my girlfriend is no longer lying beside me. I shrug it off; maybe she had to go to class? When I step into the bathroom and realize that she is in my shower, I can’t help but mutter “What the hell?”
“What’s that, sweetie?” she asks me. I see that my toothpaste has been uncapped and that my toothbrush is still wet from moments before, when someone else used it.
“Did you use my toothbrush?” My dumbfounded attitude confirms that my girlfriend must be Satan in disguise.
Apparently she didn’t think I would mind, because we kiss all the time and that is kind of the same thing. No. It is not. She is wrong, and that was my man-toothbrush that she disrespectfully used to brush the plaque off her teeth.
As I say “I love you,” and prepare to leave the bathroom, I find myself wanting to wrap my fingers around her cute little neck.
Before I get out the door, she leans out from the small shower and smiles deviously as she says, “So, I thought maybe we could… you know, fool around this morning before class.”
I guess I thought that after she wanted to have sex three times last night, maybe she would be paralyzed and I would get a break. Think again… She must be Satan with an enormous sexual drive. Don’t get me wrong, I love to be with her, but it isn’t as special when she expects it all the time.
I didn’t realize that when she said “before class,” she meant before both of the classes that she has this morning. This means I have to perform twice within the next two hours.
It really isn’t a problem, but when I have classes and work in the afternoon, and all I want to do is sleep after we hook up, I’ll be useless for paying attention and being efficient in my workplace.
Sure enough, I somehow get through the day and get to work. Just try and guess who shows up, wanting to screw me in the stock room...
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what a catch this guy is!! on Dec 13, 2007 at 12:56 PM:
hahahahahahaha what a pointless self-indulgent little story. This is obviously fake, so why not take it a notch further for a greater entertainment value next time? I vote for a steamy three-way with one of her totally hot girlfriends. like totally dude, that'd be sweet. *pops collar, chugs a beer