In this world, there are many things that we don’t understand. One of the more complicated of these is sex.

No one ever really understands sex, no matter how much experience they have. Some of the more confusing aspects of sex have to do with fetishes.

There are many people out there who enjoy sexually some things that most of us would find a little odd, even disgusting. Who are we to judge? For those of us who try to believe we are open to trying new things but have a few things we just find repulsive, there is someone out there that finds what we do unfathomable.

Think about people who don’t have oral sex and how unsanitary that must seem to those who haven’t found how rewarding it can be. Personally, I hate having my feet touched; I think feet are icky. I would probably try something foot-related for a lover, but as it is, I don’t even like getting a foot rub.

My point is: to each his own. Each person’s preferences and tastes are different. For those of us who are guilty of judging each other, which is all of us, perhaps we are the ones who are being “gross.”

There are a few fetishes that, while I try not to judge, really make me uncomfortable to even consider. OK, I’m going to use technical terms to make this a little less graphic. Feel free to look up any words you may not know.

I have heard that there is a lot of pleasure to be gained for men by receiving fellatio while defecating. OK, I’m going to let that sink in … Ready? I can understand physically why this would be enjoyable for the receiver. The prostate is located near enough to the anus to make defecation an enjoyable experience; multiply that by the fun of receiving fellatio, and BAM! Sexual gratification! I suppose my confusion is from the other end. I can’t imagine that anyone would want to put their face that close to feces, but that is a fetish even I don’t have the stomach to explore.

Of course, we have all wondered what the draw is of a very commonly mentioned fetish: golden showers. Most of us have wondered why someone else’s urination would lead to gratification.

When looked at from a sanitation perspective, there is nothing wrong with urinating on your partner if you drink plenty of water. Also, the acid in urine is supposed to do great things for acne, athlete’s foot and a host of other dermatological problems. In order to save your sheets, I would suggest doing this in the bathtub. No, your bathtub …

There are a few fetishes having to do with personal bodily fluids that I think are a little strange, but again I’m sure others find my preferences in the bedroom a little odd. One of the things that has always made me curious about bodily fluid fetishes is what is referred to in the porn world as a cream pie. (I’m not kidding, it really is.) This is when a man ejaculates in a woman during intercourse (see, I told you, technical terms) and, following the climax, the man gives the woman cunnilingus in order to consume his own ejaculate.

Hey, to each his own. I can’t really knock what other people like, and I know some people are going to write me letters berating me for exposing them to reality in such a harsh way. At the same time, I just might receive a few letters from people who felt alone in their fetishes until I mentioned that other people feel that way too. I’m not here to coddle; I’m here to expand your horizons and expose the truth.

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