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Stalking just got easier

By Michael Maniaci

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While MySpace does have a larger online community, Facebook has the â??News Feed.â? This allows me to check if Jenny is still going out with Josh, when Paige goes to the gym, or how Sarah is having a hard time with her homework.

With the recent surge in social networking sites, the ability to find those certain female “acquaintances” from my mass communication class has made my life much easier.

While there are many to choose from, Facebook tends to be the easiest when it comes to keeping tabs on who“s doing what.

While MySpace does have a larger online community, Facebook has the “News Feed.” This allows me to check if Jenny is still going out with Josh, when Paige goes to the gym, or how Sarah is having a hard time with her homework.

The key is to be subtle about contacting each girl. I usually approach a girl after class and start up a conversation. The main thing I try to do is get a full name that way looking them up is a breeze.

Otherwise I need to resort to looking to see if my target has put herself in the class list. Sometimes I“ll just add them and then give it a week and send them a message asking how life is going.

Usually contact information is available including a cell phone, IM and house address or residence hall. This makes the actual process of finding and doing research on individual women much easier.

A little night reconnaissance goes a long way. It“s important to wear dark clothing as you blend easier with the night. Of course, if I“m ever running low on cash, I can always record a video and no one is the wiser. I usually only do this if the woman rebuffs my requests to meet up for tea.

While some may question my ethics, I pose this question: If someone puts their personal information for all to see up and willingly add me as a friend, aren“t I entitled to at least try to meet up with my new found friend?

My heart goes out to the creators of this wonderful site for making my life easier. No longer will I have to tail that redhead out of class by keeping my distance and ducking behind walls whenever she has the sneaking suspicion that she is being followed.

So, don“t get too down if your crush dashes your hopes of getting some because you can always be one step behind them.

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