Finding love is indeed like playing Mario Brothers. However, Mario is not the only one feeling the frustration. Think of it from Princess Peach's point of view.

Here she is, knowing that the perfect man for her exists, yet he wastes his time and effort going through all of the wrong castles and flirting with princesses who will never be right. Like most guys, he needs to try everything wrong before realizing that the one who matters is right there waiting for him.

Here I sit, Princess Peach, in a miserable castle with Koopa as the only man to give me attention. He could never make me truly happy, yet I feel as if I must settle for him â?¦ maybe even Toadstool will do.

Waiting for my Mario is a never-ending game that leaves me with nothing but frustration. I've tried leaving the castle to find him for myself. Perhaps I'm racing my cart just a little too fast ahead or leaving behind one too many banana peels to push him away.

There comes a point where a girl just waves the little white flag. Let's just agree to save each other the aggravation and meet in the warp tube to level two at noon â?¦

Princess Peach

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